Jared Lorenzen

What is Jared Lorenzen?

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

See chris farley, fat-ass, fatty, fat, quarterback, football

Manbox

1. Referring to the anus or asshole of a male. That bitch got fiesty last night, so to teach her a lesson in respect, I made her chow a li..

Spunk Guard

1. Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is ab..

Kienan

1. kienan- to be very perverted to the extent of beyond normal someone is being a kienan when they use the term "instaboner" this..

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