Jared Lorenzen

What is Jared Lorenzen?

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

See chris farley, fat-ass, fatty, fat, quarterback, football

Vindini

1. A word that sounds like penis. Dude. Put your vindini away. See jangler, super soaker, life ruiner..

Les Floyd

1. A very funny talented writer who will outshine everybody else you will soon find out..

Half Beavered

1. getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it. Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!..

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