What is Jarlan?
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A rare species of animal that is known to roam an area only known as Carytown. Can be seen hunting anything Apple, Segway, or Sidekick related and Steve Jobs. Only one known enemy: books. Can be seen associating with another strange species known as Kelcie Fishnets. Known to be the creator of oddly catchy phrases. Often travel in packs of 17. Black.
Phillip: Tim, check it! It's a Jarlan!
Tim: Is that Steve Jobs in his mouth?
Phillip: Yeah! Let me take a hella trill pic with my Sidekick LX!
Brendon Urie: I smoke weed and have ADHD!
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
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When having sex with a girl in the missionary position, drunk and hopped up on coke, you procede to vomit on her neck/hair, then use her..
