Jarlan

What is Jarlan?

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A rare species of animal that is known to roam an area only known as Carytown. Can be seen hunting anything Apple, Segway, or Sidekick related and Steve Jobs. Only one known enemy: books. Can be seen associating with another strange species known as Kelcie Fishnets. Known to be the creator of oddly catchy phrases. Often travel in packs of 17. Black.

Phillip: Tim, check it! It's a Jarlan!

Tim: Is that Steve Jobs in his mouth?

Phillip: Yeah! Let me take a hella trill pic with my Sidekick LX!

Brendon Urie: I smoke weed and have ADHD!

See apple, gorillas
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