What is Jarlog?
1.
something that sounds like swedish, but is not. is used, when somebody refers to you in swedish, but your swedish skills equal to none.
Sven Svenson:"Hur funkar det rent praktiskt?"
You: "jarlog!"
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2.
An undefineable word.
May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?
Hmm, i'll jarlog that!
Let's open up a can of jarlog?
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