What is Jarlopus?
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an ancient sea creature distantly related to the manatee; a raptor dildo; an infliction caused by excessive use of a raptor dildo in the anus; an emotion caused by relatioships, relationshops, realtrionships, or realtionships; if you like a chick and she talks to another dude, you'll attack him for no reason like when they do that in cartoons
If I'm the jarlopus type it means I'm the overprotective type too.
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The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the ..
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knockin' junk - having sex (similar to bumpin' uglies)
Man, we waz knockin' junk all night long 'til I couldn'..
