What is Jarlopus?
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an ancient sea creature distantly related to the manatee; a raptor dildo; an infliction caused by excessive use of a raptor dildo in the anus; an emotion caused by relatioships, relationshops, realtrionships, or realtionships; if you like a chick and she talks to another dude, you'll attack him for no reason like when they do that in cartoons
If I'm the jarlopus type it means I'm the overprotective type too.
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One who tries to act cool, especially around people he doesn't even know, by acting very obnoxious such as at parties or other soci..
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when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick.
That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was w..
