What is Jarredhawkins?
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A completely homophobic homosexual. Like Mr. Garrison, the JarredHawkins won't admit to their sexuality, but will act upon it subconsciously by having sexual relations with various men in the dead of the night.
A JarredHawkins is dangerous to sleep in the same room with, because you never know if you will wake up with a sore ass in the morning.
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African Americans that like to represent their white side. when a member of blaower listens to too much emo
he is emOblaower today, too..
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The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.
Fucking retarded.
Bush got sc..
