Jarredhawkins

What is Jarredhawkins?


1.

A completely homophobic homosexual. Like Mr. Garrison, the JarredHawkins won't admit to their sexuality, but will act upon it subconsciously by having sexual relations with various men in the dead of the night.

A JarredHawkins is dangerous to sleep in the same room with, because you never know if you will wake up with a sore ass in the morning.

See Kizzle


49

Random Words:

1. a universal exclamation, to be used in place of OH SNAP, OH SHIT, OOH GIRL, CLARENCE CARTER!, etc. Can also be used to describe a certai..
1. The head of a penis that has been inserted and removed from an anus. Sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her asshole, when i pu..
1. To engage in filthy and scandalous behaviour, with little regard for ethics or legality. You were sleathy last night mate! How was you..