What is Jarredhawkins?
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A completely homophobic homosexual. Like Mr. Garrison, the JarredHawkins won't admit to their sexuality, but will act upon it subconsciously by having sexual relations with various men in the dead of the night.
A JarredHawkins is dangerous to sleep in the same room with, because you never know if you will wake up with a sore ass in the morning.
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the towns easiest piece of ass.
Everybody in town has nailed Suzie; she's the village pump!
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A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.
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