What is Jarredhawkins?
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A completely homophobic homosexual. Like Mr. Garrison, the JarredHawkins won't admit to their sexuality, but will act upon it subconsciously by having sexual relations with various men in the dead of the night.
A JarredHawkins is dangerous to sleep in the same room with, because you never know if you will wake up with a sore ass in the morning.
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A gamer's term for being merked so extremely that you actually leave the server cussing and kicking your desk in a furious rage of ..
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when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.
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