What is Jarret?
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Usually a tall, hyper, friendly guy who loves Capri Sun. Loves to play basketball and hump while defending you.
Guy 1: Stop Jarreting Me!
Guy 2: *Humping and defending guy 1*
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A guy whose parents decided to think of a name that almost everyone will spell wrong even if they are told the correct spelling. Common misspellings include Jarett, Jared, Jarrett, Garrett, and Jarred.
An example of misspelling "Jarret":
When a person is filling out a check for you they ask "How do you spell your name?". You answer "J-A-R-R-E-T". They finish filling out the check and hand it to you... they spelled it J-A-R-E-T-T.
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Random Words:
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Totally screwed or being in a completely fucked up situation with no hopes of improvement.
The tough exam mouth serviced me.
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Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.
I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch..
