Jars

What is Jars?


1.

A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome ( SARS) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.

Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"

Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"

Person A: "Oh, that's good."

Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."

See disease, affliction, sars, phlegm, scary

2.

Another name for pints of Lager or Beer

- You fancy a couple of Jars the night?

- You rate the Jars!

See jars, beers, mza, night, drinking

3.

A group named, "Japanese Animation Research Society" It is full of mostly anime freaks who will cut your head off if you say you hate anime.

<JARS Person> I love anime, man!

<Anime hater> Whatever, it sucks...

<JARS Person> What!? *pounce*

See jars, anime, japanese, freaks, society


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