What is Jart?
1.
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seed justjarted at my forehead!
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2.
To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.
Technically a Fart while jogging!
also see: Shart, Fart.
"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"
3.
When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.
"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"
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to jizz so hard you fart
Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.
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A man in the work place who, as a result of being unable to confess his undying love and adoration for the colleague who sit on his left and the colleague who sits diagonally across, becomes an office bully. Often times characterized by violent episodes of docking, consequently destroying the selfesteem and confidence of those around him. Behavior generally attibuted to being raised by a clan of daylons at a young age.
It's your fault. If you weren't so concerned about how many facebook friends you had in comparison to Sven, then maybe he would accept your docking offers. You are such a Jart!!
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6.
A word defining all that is powerful in the world... set around four specific individuals who pair up to conquer all.
Quaneesha: AWW MAH LAWWDAAAY!! MAH HIZZOUSE BE'S ON FIYAH!! HALP MAH!! HALP MAH!!
John: Oh no! Calm down, Quaneesha, I'll just signal the JART to help you, I know they are doing a gig tonight, but they'll drop their awesomeness music to help a friend in need!
Quaneesha: WHO DA FUCK IS DA JART?
John: Only the best musical talents/crime fighting mech in the universe!
Quaneesha: AWWW DAYAM, tell dem to hurrrrrrry den, mah pitbullz be burrrnin alive in mah crib!
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1. A team of four super cool musicians that entrance many a club patron with thier awesome new wave sound
2. A team of four pilots of their own respective craft, each representing an animal of some nature. All of which combine, when that power is called upon, to form the amazing JARTron... a mech who's power is so great,
even conceiving that it has limits is utter blastphemy
3. 1 and 2 are not related...or are they?
4. A word used to describe something that is simply too awesome for words.
1. JART showed off it's rightous thrashing skills at the club last evening.
2. When the world was faced with an unspeakable peril, JART arrived and kicked peril in it's appropriate "peril kicking" places.
3. JART the band is not JART the ultra super science ninja team that protects Earth from city-smashing-monsters(tm) by wielding giant animal robots that form a super robot of unstoppable power...or are they?
4. Man....JART is just....JART!
