Jarvis Edit Meaning

1.

Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."

Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).

Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.

See bad ass, awesome, pimp, ass kicker, warrior, attorney

2.

The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.

After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.

See poser, wannabe, kotch, cotch, tool, entourage

3.

A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.

A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.

civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"

civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."

civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"

civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"

See angry, lazy, cheese, beef curtains, korn, pothead

4.

noun; long haired, facial hair clad, and usually lacking the most basic hygienic qualities.

"Dude, that jarvis walked by earlier and it's smelled like ass ever since."

See jarvis, smelly, dirty, goatee, sideburns

5.

an unspeakable thing.

Jarvis

(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.

Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?

Person 2: Yes.

See jarvis, unspeakable, dark, sporadic

6.

a plaid or flanal jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. Can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it's near hideous yet strangely awesome.

dude 1 "where's dude 3?"

dude 2 "he went shopping, he should be right back"

dude 3 "hey guys check out this sweet Jarvis I bought at the Peavey Mart"

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously "that's a sweet fuckin Jarvis"

See lumberjacket, plaid, flanal, slick

7.

One whom exits before compleating his or her duty. May also be used as a substitution for the term "vagina" when refering to ones actions. A tool.

"I'm leaving the bar, I am super tired."

"Stop being such a jarvis and suck it up"

See jarvis, pussy, tool, vagina, h.a.t.e.