What is Jarvis Mekalanis?
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a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski
damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.
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a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.
you smell like J.V.M.
Random Words:
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A condom.
'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'
See condom, kitten, mitten, pussy, sex, love gl..
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Someone who basically acts a faucet for douchebags. Two parents breeding a douchebag son, daughter, and/or trannywould be considered due..
