Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Facebore

1. On Facebook - someone who continually writes or your wall or leaves msgs, yet they are boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing...

Bfanf

1. best friends always and forever She's my bfanf who i've known for 9 years. See bfanf, bff, best, friend, forever..

Dbwc

1. Dick Before Which Chick When a guy(usually catorgerized as a Man-Whore by his peers)chooses to hook up with anyone, w. out any thought,..

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