Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Raggot

1. Raggot is a red haired faggot. to be born with red hair you are born on your mothers time of the month. hes fat hes red he will never g..

73x45

1. An alternate spelling of the comically referred to state of Texas. Guy: 73X45. Other guy: Goddamn, that's funny. See 1337, leet,..

Lolbite

1. A mutant pacman with lots of teeth. It has 2 rows of teeth on the bottom of its mouth and has approximately 51 teeth. It was named by Ni..

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