Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Razor Smile

1. Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do..

Tuppy

1. a word for the 'nether regions' of a woman. George didn't half rag me about last night, my tuppy is killing. See Natash..

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