What is Jarvis Mekalanis?
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a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski
damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.
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a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.
you smell like J.V.M.
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a lunker of a turd so big, that only a skinny ford taurus driving family man with a moustache could have dropped it off.
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method used by the metropolitan police, among others, to intimidate and alienate most black people in their communities. People are stop..
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>80's style hair (including bandana usually)
>scarf usually around the neck once
>zip up hoody tied up in a knot in the ..