Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Upright Organ

1. An upright organ is a very special insturment commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the upright organ sucks a lot of cock. ..

Shadowed

1. 1. In unix refers to the method of encryption used to conceal passwords. 2. A hacker who was betrayed by the only girlhe ever loved Joh..

Peekaboob

1. A view of the female breastwhere only the areola/nipple is covered. This is usually performed with two or more fingers for each breast. ..

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