Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Nap Bag

1. A person who is so utterly boring it makes you want to take a nap. Dude, I totally fell asleep in class today because my religion prefe..

Jervin

1. A very strong and loving person. Fighter and a lover. Sexy face and a handsome body. God at the guitar, Beast at videogames. Loves his f..

Conias

1. Conias is another name for the female vagina. It is slang that originated in the midwest. Often used as an insult objectifying women. ..

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