Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Massaji

1. The code word for sex used by prostitutes in places like Japan and Guam. Outright prostitution is illegal and so you're not having..

Anus Aniliation

1. when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed! Anus aniliation kills the butthole See ..

Pre-op

1. a preoperative transsexual Judy is a pre-op, she's scheduled for surgery next month...

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