What is Jarvis Mekalanis?
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a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski
damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.
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a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.
you smell like J.V.M.
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<s/p> means spell check. Can also be used: sp, s/p, SP, S/P, <sp, <S/P>, s.p, s.p., <s.p>, <S.P well you get th..
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The best and deepest powder found on the mountain while snowboarding/skiing
"I can not believe how deep that gnarbutter was!"..
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When an item purchased through craigslist turns out to be a scam/rip-off/it's broken etc...
Basically you get fucked.
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