What is Jarvis Mekalanis?
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a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski
damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.
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a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.
you smell like J.V.M.
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When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orific..
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-wheres tight pants.
-scene hair.
-plays ALOT of video games.
-listens to scene hardcore.
-lives breaths eats for video games.
-whe..
