Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Ooyyeeaahh!!

1. it is what the kool-aid mansays when he gets a boner OOYYEEAAHH!! See kool, man, red, OOYYEEAAHH!!..

Dirty-d

1. To get revenge on a member of the opposite sex by spilling sexual fluids on their clothes and/or skin while they sleep just before sneak..

W/s

1. Abbreviation for "water sports" She likes W/S as much as he does See water sports, golden showers, urination, piss, ws 2. ..

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