Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Pallywacker

1. A person that sticks to the experienced guy in a demo derby and only hits another car when it only benefits him. "Ahh. He's n..

E-packrat

1. One who never deletes any e-mails. Spam messages go unread, often causing an outrageous number of unread messages appear at all times. ..

Qute

1. An often online misspell of the word cute. Pronounced the same. "OMG, he is SOOOo QUTE!" ~Obsessed fangirl 1. An often onl..

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