What is Jarvis Mekalanis?
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a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski
damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.
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a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.
you smell like J.V.M.
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The art of spraying semen over a face at the point of completion, in a Z shape fashion. As with Zorro the masked lothario left his "..
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the city of paris, france.
Paisley: "Where do you think the asshole of the earth is?"
Graeme: "Paris, France. Obviously..
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The man in the chair. Yes, no, yes, no. Yes, yes, no, no. Yes, no, yes, yes. Yes, no, no, no.
That Edelcheese is sitting there!
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