Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

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Kutbach

1. (n.) - the female reproductive organ; a cunt 1)Hey man your mom's kutbach felt really tight last night, is she stressed about some..

Zpizzle

1. The coolest name in the world refering to some one named Zac with a last name that starts with P preferably the last name Pease. ZPizzl..

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