Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Zag-fag

1. Short for "zaggot faggot" this term has nothing to do with homosexuality (and the use of the word faggot is not intended to of..

Triack

1. 1) a ho. 2) an individual of such an annoying magnitude that not God himself could preclude you from disliking him/her. Geez, that guy..

K9 Rim Job

1. The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute. After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cle..

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