Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Floorage

1. Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards. 'Where..

Zidane'd

1. Zidane'd means head-butt. It was the last match of zinedine zidane in the 2006 world cup finals, France vs Italy. Zinedine Zidane h..

Zolezzi

1. A dark temptress of the night. Irresistably sexy and uncontrollably beautiful. "WOW! That girl was a real Zolezzi..." See da..

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