Jarvis Mekalanis

What is Jarvis Mekalanis?

a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring ass stories/scott wisnewski

damn dat matha fookin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

Zisis

1. Turkish / Greek / Macedonian who lives at home, loves sissy round ball (soccer), listens to Gino music, and cheers for losing teams (Lea..

Lukespicy

1. describing a food that is somewhat spicy and somewhat not; having some, but not too much spice. mmmmmm, that gumbo was not too spicy, a..

Zifter

1. Someone who owns in the face specifically talking about video games. When i play on CoD4 I am a zifter causing pathetic noobs to cry. ..

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