What is Jasminder?
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The Jasminder usually experiences deep depression and delerious ecstasy in the same moment. At this point she should be handled with care and all glass objects, sharp objects and huggable people should be removed from immediate reach.
When moderately happy, Jasminder enjoys the phrases "give me a hug" and "where did evryone go?"
Sometimes, the Jasminder is a coconut classic. She is asian, but rather prefers to be British. However, with great effort, she may be converted.
Person 1: Look at that tall girl attempting to stab herself whilst screaming: "i havent been this happy in a year!"
Person 2: Pure jasminder.
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