Jason Bourne

What is Jason Bourne?


1.

See: badass

Character from the books The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. A (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. Though he actually dislikes killing, and has only assassinated one man--the name of whom I won't spoil--he's the best at what he does.

Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine.

See Nehemiah

2.

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"

Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

See badass, killer, amnesia, ownage, agent

3.

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.

Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"

Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.

Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*

Man: helloooo? assassin? ......

4.

As in to finish something of great importance, that is also very close to completion.

Man1: I think we should take a quick break before we get to the halfway point.

Man2: No man, let's just JASON BOURNE, this right now.

See finish, complete, don johnson


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