What is Jason Schwartzman?
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A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.
"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
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"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"
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Slang for female masturbation
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An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the..
