What is Jason Schwartzman?
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A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.
"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"
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A younger man who is attracted to older women.
That Ashton Kutcher is such a montisexual.
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A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his..
