Jason Schwartzman

What is Jason Schwartzman?


1.

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."

or

"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

See jason schwartzman


35

Random Words:

1. Main Entry: eärcked Pronunciation: eärcked Function: intransitive verb Etymology: Old Norse freta, often vulgar 4: to become confu..
1. when a dude shits and immediately jacks-off all over his shit "Whoa, I came on my crap!"..
1. This band is the truth, straight outta PDX, they bring a new face to hip hop, without the bling... "Did you hear that new track by..