Jason Schwartzman

What is Jason Schwartzman?


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A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."

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"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

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