Jason Statham

What is Jason Statham?


1.

The most bad ass man alive. Known for being awesome and having sex with ANY woman he wants. Also known for his roles in the Transporter films and Crank.

"Dude! Jason Statham is awesome!"

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2.

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

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