What is Jason Varitek?
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A pussy who leaves his catching mask on while fighting someone. A hairy redneck who wears a lame C on his jersey because he's the captain and wants to hammer the point home! Someone who gets a pedicure on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, yet claims to be straight. A catcher for the Boston Red Sox.
"Wow that dude is such a Jason Varitek."
"Yeah, he acts like such a fruit and fights like a wuss."
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Alex Rodriguez's pimp, and also catches for this baseball team called the Boston Red Sox on the side.
Jason Varitek put the beat down on Arod when he got lippy.
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