Jason Varitek

What is Jason Varitek?


1.

A pussy who leaves his catching mask on while fighting someone. A hairy redneck who wears a lame C on his jersey because he's the captain and wants to hammer the point home! Someone who gets a pedicure on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, yet claims to be straight. A catcher for the Boston Red Sox.

"Wow that dude is such a Jason Varitek."

"Yeah, he acts like such a fruit and fights like a wuss."

See red sox, fag, pussy, boston

2.

Alex Rodriguez's pimp, and also catches for this baseball team called the Boston Red Sox on the side.

Jason Varitek put the beat down on Arod when he got lippy.

See red sox, boston red sox, catcher, arod


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