Jason X

What is Jason X?


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A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.

Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.

Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.

Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.

Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.

See excrement, jason voorhees, garbage


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