Jasoned

What is Jasoned?

to be more than violently drunk

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.

See shnockered, buzzed, drunk, befuddled, inebriated

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

See lameface

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

See drunk, chicks, advantage, nasty, tool

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