Jasonism

What is Jasonism?


1.

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"

"Nothing"

"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

See religion, jason, people, believe, legendary, simple, ownage

2.

a condition brought on by over exposure to Jason

symptoms include:

overly theatrical performances during social interactions

A god like complex

swelling of the head

and finally everone around you may begin to appear inferior

patient "doctor I can't help but despair at the human race for not being as amazing as I am"

doctor "well I think you have a minor case of jasonism"

See jason, god, complex, jasonism

3.

The belief in Magic as defined by millions of High School intellectuals.

John: "How was the Earth formed?"

Jason: "Magic."

John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"

Jason: "No, it's the truth."

See atheism


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