Jasper Edit Meaning

1.

1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever

I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Jasper, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Jasper.

Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!

Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.

Dude, you are such a jasper

See vagina, japer, japser, dick, cock, cool kid, sex, god

2.

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"

See sex, fuck, oral, blowjob, fingerfuck

3.

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?

Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?

Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

4.

He's the Douche bag Ghost.

Guy: How there, Casper.

Jasper drop the guy's pants down.

Guy: Hey!

Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.

Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.

Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.

Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:

Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.

Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.

The wake

Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.

Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.

People: Ahhh.

Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.

Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.

Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.

Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!

Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.

Jasper: Lick my sack!

See jasper, the, douche, bag, ghost, retards, lick, my, sack

5.

JewishAnglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern Californiato describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPsbut are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.

He seems so goyish, but he's really a jasper.

See goy, goyish, goyishe, shiksa, jew, california, wasp, kike, oy

6.

To bite the head of a dick off.

His dog jasperd him

See dick, biting, funny, gross, impossible

7.

A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.

Whats Jasper doing to that bear.

See sex, bears, poo, bondage, kinky