Jasperbation Edit Meaning

1. A fat girl in a striped shirt. Damn booooy LaRon be chasin some zelephants tonight! See elephant, fatty, obese, gigantus, lineman..

1. its just an short, alternative version for the every morning ritual, whe you have to get up but decide to stay in bed for 5 more minutes..

1. A loose reference to a location that changes and is not far but not near. My step-grandfather in the Texas panhandle was the only pers..