Jaspurbate

What is Jaspurbate?

Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing

Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so

Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"

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Newport Cough

1. The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB. Newport smoker: COUGH..

Goddamn

1. Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the Engl..

Umflump

1. to beat another maliciously with one's genitals Jack just umpflumped John and now hes at the hospital..

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