What is Jat?
1.
A single Jatz biscuit.
I devoured the entire box of Jatz, one Jat at a time.
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2.
1. To clean yourself using your own saliva, like what a cat does, except what Jat does.
2. To cut someone off while walking in a group.
3. To try to make friends with someone by following them around 24/7
1. The homeless man had to Jat himself to stay clean.
2. Bubba was getting really annoyed at Henry because Henry was trying to Jat him and walk next to Pam.
3. The greasy child jatted Ollie all day, every day, trying to become his closest friend
3.
vb. to jat oneself - when one is so sexually excited that they simultaneously ejaculate and defecate, (etymology: a cross between jizzed and shat)
"man, that Stacey Slater is so fit when I see her I pure jat myself"
"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"
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4.
meaning jacking off in your car while the car is in motion.
i jat while i saw a girls bouncing tits.
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5.
Just A Thought. Used by ass-hats when they have a dumb idea that is impossible, but won't admit it and just keep saying, "It's JAT (just a thought)."
Moron123: What if we could turn our pee into rocket ships?
SmartGuy: That's impossible!
Moron123: Dude, knock it off. It was JAT.
SmartGuy: No Moron, thoughts take a brain.
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