Jaunbrand

What is Jaunbrand?


1.

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).

god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'

See alan

2.

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?

dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.

you sure? i thought fano had it.

no, jaunbrand has it.

oh.

See alan

3.

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.

Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.

See alan

4.

a very very short person (or other short object)

Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand.

His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand.

See alan


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