Jaunita Edit Meaning

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. Exceeding the three beer rule, followed by one or more of these events: (1) Increase in volume, (2) Ignoring the girl you've gone o..

1. Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result ..