Java Dick

What is Java Dick?

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When a guy spills coffee on his crotch.

When I spilled coffee on my crotch the bro next to me yelled, "Hey, get a load of Java dick!" and everyone in the coffee shop started a Ja-Va-Dick chant.

See dumbass, idiot, moron, klutz, putz
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