What is Java Junkie?
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A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies
LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*
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The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.
Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!
Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
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