What is Java Log?
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A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.
It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.
Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!
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