Java Log

What is Java Log?


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A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.

It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.

Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!

See opie, robe, thin


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