What is Java Log?
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A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.
It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.
Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!
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Nicer way of sayin no shit sherlock. Used commonly at my school by the youngsters.
Nerd- Man..i really do suck. I need a LIFE!
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verb; "When a man places his wiener between the breasts of a lady."
Sarah Silverman quote from the movie 'I Want Someone..
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Very bad, totally failsauce, epic fail.
Found by combining spectacular with fail.
"Hey brosky, how was the game?"
"Tot..