Java Sissy

What is Java Sissy?

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

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