Java Sissy

What is Java Sissy?

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

Flapper

1. a woman who, in the 1920's adopted the new urban styles and ideals of the time. They often had short curled hair and hats with smal..

[phoneboothing]

1. Talking on your cell phone at the gym while sitting on a machine, especially when all the same machines are being used and you are the o..

Cousinfuckery

1. (verb) The act of Incest; particularly with one's own cousin. "I just naturally assumed that those people were always every..

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