Java Sissy

What is Java Sissy?

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

Gee Finger Poking

1. The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a stro..

Qoot

1. 1) A mis-spelling of the word woot, as the "q" key is dangerously close to the "w" key on the keyboard. Inorder to r..

Clownstomp

1. To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp bu..

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