Java Sissy

What is Java Sissy?

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

Zomfg

1. usually spelled entirely in caps, this abbreviation originates from the typo you get when you strike the shift key in order to type OMFG..

Qwawdy

1. tends to break up into groups of 4 If in the 2nd stage of embryonic development the cells do not exhibit qwawdy behavior, the child is ..

Fuglets

1. the terribly ugly offspring of fucking ugly people. Person #1: Mel, I told you not to have sex with the fug, look what happened? Mel: ..

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