Java Sissy

What is Java Sissy?

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

Lactomangulator

1. One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top. The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his s..

Zurned

1. p.p. dampened by water that sprays out of a flushing toilet. named for a maker of automatic-flush toilets that tend to flush while a per..

Gapular

1. A female with a "gap" between her legs which results from a very lean, athletic figure. Did you see those legs?! She was so g..

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