Javalog

What is Javalog?

jä-,-ve,log(n)

going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

See javajitter, coffee, poop, work break

Changofied

1. Being under the influence to the point of total loopiness and unique behavioral acts. I got totally changofied last friday and was spea..

Zimmerfied

1. so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimme..

....lll

1. either E.T. or a monkey. you decide!!!!!!!! (lll)..(o.o)..(lll) doin it like a monkey (or E.T.) See monkey, e.t., eagle, dog, parrot..

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