Javalog

What is Javalog?


1.

jä-,-ve,log(n)

going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

See javajitter, coffee, poop, work break


34

Random Words:

1. An expression used in frustration directed to an unknown person. Synonmyms: retard, buttmunch, loser, lame-o, etc. "Who's th..
1. (n.) An imagined book about hitchiking. The first rule is to carry out the incentive to give head. Here's a line, and on this side..
1. Used as a verb when describing a female with a particularly rude, abnoxious and bitchy attitude Man, Nicole just yelled at me again for..