Javalog

What is Javalog?

jä-,-ve,log(n)

going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

See javajitter, coffee, poop, work break

Vaginal Ice Cream

1. The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to b..

Gaps

1. A sarcastic way to say "GASP." Meant to sound idiotic. "OHMYGOD, I WON THE LOTTERY." "GAPS." See gaps, ..

Josset

1. To loose control of one's bowels due to the consumption of large amounts of liquor. Oh man, I drank so much last night that when I..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Javalog Edit Meaning