Javalog

What is Javalog?

jä-,-ve,log(n)

going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

See javajitter, coffee, poop, work break

Klogger

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Zealous

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Quadrifucked

1. The expression of being hella screwed. you: HOLY HELL HOW DID WE GET HERE?? ME: No clue but if we dont get out we'll be quadrifuc..

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