Javalog

What is Javalog?

jä-,-ve,log(n)

going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

See javajitter, coffee, poop, work break

Drocco

1. derived from the Italian for "of the rock" where rock is a masculine entity... yeah that's right bitch.... if you're..

Jacoski

1. Legend has it that Jacoski is an ancient warrior that led his men into great battle and upon being captures his sole purpose was to mate..

Quirft

1. Pronounced: "qwa-er-ffed" or the way it's spelled The utter BEING of awsomeness. The word you use when there wasn't..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Javalog Edit Meaning