What is Javascript?
1.
A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.
JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.
2.
Programming Language, written to sit on a web server but be run on an unknown web *client*. Hence it often doesn't.
If people start writing it to meet
JavaScript error #2345432, Object expected. Do you wish to debug?
3.
Scripting language derived from
*Rightclicking a javascript-protected webpage* - "Sorry, mouse right-click disabled."
4.
Only useful for hiding stuff. That's pretty much it.
Javascript is like a bad version of white-out
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