Javascript

What is Javascript?


1.

A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.

2.

Programming Language, written to sit on a web server but be run on an unknown web *client*. Hence it often doesn't.

If people start writing it to meet w3cstandards, and browsers contimue to try to implement w3c standards, there may be some hope for it in the distant future.

JavaScript error #2345432, Object expected. Do you wish to debug?

3.

Scripting language derived from Java (actually it has nothing to do with it); usually a javascript can be found embedded into a HTML page (it is the default client side scripting language) and can be used to implement dynamic features in a webpage .

*Rightclicking a javascript-protected webpage* - "Sorry, mouse right-click disabled."

4.

Only useful for hiding stuff. That's pretty much it.

Javascript is like a bad version of white-out

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