What is Javavitis?
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The putrid afternoon stench of 3 day old coffee breath. Usually noticed on a co-worker that tends to get ones attention while leaning over your shoulder for "assistance"
Talking to Alan this morning, his javavitis nearly knocked me over. DAMN!!!
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Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.
Horny-tard
Johnny: I saw sticks a..