What is Jave?
1.
When someone ditches his/her mates for their new relationship.
"Where has Jimmy been recently?"
"Oh he's doing a bit of a jave.. He spends his life with that girl"
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2.
the term used when someone spends their life with their boyfriend or girlfriend
"im off to meet my bird"
"JAVE!"
"what?"
"don't worry"
"k bi"
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3.
a completely fictionous software (has nothing to do with javE, the actual software)started when some1 couldnt manage to download
asagf: i gotta go to d tournament, gotta win my 6ft trophy!
me: yea rite! u cant even download jave!
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4.
Word used to describe hip and modern person(s), or similarly avante garde urban past-times.
We jus' javin' around yeah?
Fair as jave'm'Bay cuzz'n
Jave, Jave, Jave