Jave

What is Jave?


1.

When someone ditches his/her mates for their new relationship.

"Where has Jimmy been recently?"

"Oh he's doing a bit of a jave.. He spends his life with that girl"

See jave, relationship, love, annoying, schism

2.

the term used when someone spends their life with their boyfriend or girlfriend

"im off to meet my bird"

"JAVE!"

"what?"

"don't worry"

"k bi"

See jave, love, ditch, friend, stupid

3.

a completely fictionous software (has nothing to do with javE, the actual software)started when some1 couldnt manage to download java, which was so easy, and is now used as an insult complying d message of "ur too stupid to do ____"

asagf: i gotta go to d tournament, gotta win my 6ft trophy!

me: yea rite! u cant even download jave!

See java, stupid, download, trophy, taekwondo, jave

4.

Word used to describe hip and modern person(s), or similarly avante garde urban past-times.

We jus' javin' around yeah?

Fair as jave'm'Bay cuzz'n

Jave, Jave, Jave


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