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what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's ski..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.
I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total previe..