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In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.
Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
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When immediately after you finish wiping, you feel the need to crap again. This creates layers of turd followed by tissue, then turd, th..
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When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to ..