Jawnty

What is Jawnty?

1.

A word for a fake, myspace whore. A jawnty usually pretends to be older than they actually are and use pictures of a hot blonde girl wearing a swimsuit.

"That person is such a jawnty."

"What's that?"

"It means her pictures aren't really her and she's probably 13."

See myspace whore, fake, jessica, e-whore, stalker

2.

A liar who is beyond mordacious, not to mention conniving and manipulative.

"I love you, ALLYUH!!1" lies Jawnty.

See gaia, jessica, slut, jawnty, your mother

3.

A STI that causes your genetalia to fall off, and/or implode.

Dude, I heard that skank gave you a Jawnty. Ouch.

See sti, genetalia, implode, jawnty, skank
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