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1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.
Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.
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A kilo of cocaine.
Guy #1: Eycabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obamaain't helping the esse&ap..