Jax Bond

What is Jax Bond?


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Sidekick of James Bond that lived a secluded life in Georgia. Never really achieved the same amount of fame as his counterpart.. However, he is now suffering from Superhero Syndrome in which he believes he is constantly on a mission. One may never recognize him due to his lack of costume and secrecy about his identity.

Weaknesses Include but are not limited to:

Spilling Beer, attempting to move unmovable objects.

"Dude, stop trying to be Jax Bond. That rock is totally movable."

See jax, bond, beer, james, 007


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