What is Jaxon?
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Jaxon aka Jackson aka Bogan aka Saxon aka Richmond aka Schofields is a term used to describe someone who reckons they are top shit because they wear black leather jackets and live with their girlfriends. Jaxons are normally outsiders and can often be seen hanging out with Henrys at Hungry Jack's. Jaxons are usually identified by their geographical location (always deriving from the far west), by their mannerisms (anything that looks extremely overaccentuated or homosexual) or finally, through their use of language (Jaxons tend to use the words 'ultimate' to describe anything which is good, 'best thing' to describe anything that is remotely good, or 'MAN!! TANKED!!' or in other words 'BEATEN'). It should also be noted that all Jaxons indulge in incest and baby eating.
'OMFG! that guy is eating a baby!!!' 'Relax, its only Jaxon'
'OMFG! that guy is his father and his brother!' 'Relax, its only Jaxon'
'OMFG, THAT IS FUCKING ULTIMATE!' 'use jaxons terminology once more and god help me i will murder you and your family'
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something unwanted that happens. a problem that one may encounter. a loss or misfortune.
also someone that is a "cockblock"
JAXON! i jus lost all my tree.
i got jaxoned last nite and couldn't get any ass.
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A cool chicky who is everything a guy could ever wish for and then some. Also someone who is a great friend and always there in a time of need.
"Wow, I can't believe you broke up with the Jaxon, she was the best thing ever"
Or "You're always there for me, you such a Jaxon"
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