Jax0rbate

What is Jax0rbate?

1. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to masturbate with extensive pitter patter.

2. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to ejaculate on oneself purposefully

1. "My mom walked in just as I was about to jax0rbate."

2. "It wasn't wise for me to jax0rbate just before I had to go to work."

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