What is Jax0rbate?
1. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to masturbate with extensive pitter patter.
2. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to ejaculate on oneself purposefully
1. "My mom walked in just as I was about to jax0rbate."
2. "It wasn't wise for me to jax0rbate just before I had to go to work."