Jay Beck

What is Jay Beck?


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One of the most influential figures of our time. Born Jnuary 21st, 1987, he was a legend in the making. Without him, life as we know it would cease to exist. It has been confirmed that without this wonderful man, the Earth would turn off of it's axis and we would be doomed. To not love Jay Beck is like not loving God, it's a criome against nature. If Jay Beck were any more good looking, eyes would melt and burn from their sockets in his radiance. If it were a crime to be this good looking, Jay Beck would have had a warrant out for his arrest the moment he was born.

I wonder what it would be like to not be Jay Beck?

I love me - Jay Beck

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