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The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.
Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"
You: "Well my..
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a person who has red hair and stands a stagering 10 feet tall, pasty white skin, and a strange sense of humor. also known to snap on peo..
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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