Jay Leno

What is Jay Leno?


1.

a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars

Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."

Girl -----"Oh, But why?"

Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?

2.

is a cheap hack compared to comic legend and part time real estate agent Conan O'brien

screw leno, let's watch soemthing else 'till conan is on

See steve

3.

Kicks David Letterman's pathetic ass. Former stand-up comedian from Boston turned Latenight host of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on NBC. He is known for his huge chin and the black spot in the middle of his white hair. He likes to poke fun of his music director Kevin Eubanks' "virginity." Unlike his Letterman rival, Leno is actually funny and collects muscle cars as a hobby. Spoofs on his show include "Jaywalking", "headlines", Battle of the Jaywalk Alstars and Celebrity Jeopardy.

Jay Leno is cool and infinitely better than David Letterman.

See nbc, burbank, comic, boston, krock1dk

4.

One funny ass White Guy who has owned late night comedy forever

Jay Leno always has the best celebrities on his show

5.

A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.

I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.

See screwnicorn, strap-on, ginormous, penetration

6.

1. Slang for a pathetic hack.

2. Slang shameless hack.

3. One who appears to trumpet his or her lack of originality.

Terms are derived from the characteristics of popular television program The Tonight Show's host, Jay Leno. It refers to him bribing away talent from their original sources instead of cultivating his own (see John Menendez, formerly of The Howard Stern Show, and That Glasses Guy, formerly from The Daily Show With John Stewart) as well as blatantly stealing comedy bits from other comedy shows (see Celebrity Jeopardy skits, originally performed on the program Saturday Night Live).

"Billy overheard the premise for my Science Fair project and he totally Jay Leno-ed me."

See Proud American

7.

An extremely large chin, usually found on an otherwise attractive person.

"Dude, I was walking down the street yesterday right behind this girl with a smoking hot body, but once I caught up to her I realized she had a freakin' Jay Leno!"

See chin, butterface, manface, jaw, leno


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