What is Jazz Flute?
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A particularly multi-syllabled, smooth yet punchy, moderately lengthy passing of gas, the tone of which most often progresses from a lower to higher pitch.
While in the gym shower, Gerald, perhaps a little overly eager to impress the guys at his new school, shot up his hands, hiked a leg and shouted "jazz flute!" and proceeded to rip a long and unfortunately colorful fart. A nearly perfect jazz flute ruined by a spicy burrito lunch. Thankfully, the shower was already turned on.
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