Jazz Flute

What is Jazz Flute?


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A particularly multi-syllabled, smooth yet punchy, moderately lengthy passing of gas, the tone of which most often progresses from a lower to higher pitch.

While in the gym shower, Gerald, perhaps a little overly eager to impress the guys at his new school, shot up his hands, hiked a leg and shouted "jazz flute!" and proceeded to rip a long and unfortunately colorful fart. A nearly perfect jazz flute ruined by a spicy burrito lunch. Thankfully, the shower was already turned on.

See flute, jazz, fart, poot, toot, gas, pass gas, flatulate, flatulance, diarrhea, diarrhoea, gym, gym class, squirt, squirts, runs, the runs


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