What is Jazz Hole?
1.
word referencing the holiest of holies... you know what i mean
GUY 1: Yo man how did your date with Cindy go last night?
GUY 2: It was nice, we went for a romantic movie, candle-lit dinner, and then walk on the beach
GUY 1: Did you hit it then quit it?
GUY 2: Yea man right in the fuckin jazz hole!
GUY 1: Barry Manilow would be proud.
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2.
a musician who believes that jazz is the only music out there and that all other music is not technical or complicated enough, thereby lacking any substance and making it bad(which is total BS). these people can play plenty of chords and scales up and down their instruments, but if you ask them to write or even just play a decent pop or rock song, they are complete shit.
a coneited jazz musician
A: Dude, I went to audition for this ensemble and totally owned this rockin' blues song!
B: Nice, did you get in?
A: No, they were a bunch of jazz holes. They were totally lost the whole time.
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3.
1) originally from the simpsons.
2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body
Oh! Right in the Jazz Hole!
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