What is Jazz Onions?
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Awesome. It replaces old words like "rad, bitchin', sick etc"
"Hey dude i finally got a car" says friend1
"JAZZ ONIONS MAN!!!!" replies friend2
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The most dominant interjection known to man. Used when 'awesome' or 'cool' simply do not suffice.
Boy: wow, that movie was so great!
Girl: It was better than great, that movie was jazz onions!
Boy: Hella jazz onions!
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