Jazzerbating

What is Jazzerbating?

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

See jazzer, jazz, masterbating, jazztastic

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