What is Jazzerbating?
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the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.
Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!
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Random Words:
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to behave in such a manner or to move one's self in such a way to cause an erection in another person.
bonerification, hardonify, ..