Jazzturbation

What is Jazzturbation?


1.

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

See jazz, scat singing


13

Random Words:

1. Hogtied is a way of tied up a man or a woman. In a literary sense it means "tied like a hog". This is also a very diffuse bon..
1. a nub failure in life Wow you're such a lawkim Lawkim, u fag! See larry, lawrence, lawkim, noob, nub, BCA..
1. A terrible mispelling of the word "awkward". Only a complete and total idiot would spell the word this way. Idiot: It will be..