Jazzturbation

What is Jazzturbation?


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The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

See jazz, scat singing


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