What is Jazzturbation?
1.
The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
See
Random Words:
1.
The correct way to speak of a turbulent sensation such as and bumpy airplane ride.
The turbulation from the wind rocked the aircraft si..
1.
To be whippedby a member of the opposite sex.
Oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered.
2.
to yackat a shindig, especially as a re..