Jazzturbation

What is Jazzturbation?


1.

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

See jazz, scat singing


13

Random Words:

1. Being outdated in style; having little style; Messy, and not neat; Unattractive. The opposite of Spiff. Bob - "Hey Man you see tha..
1. When a woman wears her purse over her shoulder so that the strap rests between her boobs. The increased amount of boobage is known as &..
1. One who derives great satisfaction from and has gained a reputation of punching others in the face in an attempt to draw blood in an att..