Jazzturbation

What is Jazzturbation?


1.

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

See jazz, scat singing


13

Random Words:

1. A loser, a nerd, a computer geek. Chalm 'Is Andy coming out tonight to get smashed?' Damo 'Nah, he's playing compu..
1. Term used to describe the mini-bottles of Miller High Life. Nothing quenches ones thirst as ineffectively as a shot of whiskey and a Lo..
1. The Goatse emoticon. <DR> (=EO3=) <Viper> AHHHH!!!1 MY EYES! See DR..