What is Jazzturbation?
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The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
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to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.
John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.
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Very bad anal sex.
Last night I had a shit fuckwith Marty.
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