What is Jbenny?
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The most intelligent human being walking this Earth. She has psychic capabilities stronger than most human beings. She will make you puke out the butt or sneeze kittens out of your nostrils if she looks at you the right way. Don't piss her off. She has a collection of people's big toes in her trunk because she finds it humerous to watch them attempt to run after they have been removed. Often times she will remove said toe while someone is unaware and then take something of value from them and skip tauntingly away, only to watch them run after her and fall in strategically placed human waste. Then she will hog tie this person and cover you with honey and confectioner suger and place you in various places for her own amusement (the beach, a wild life reserve with an abundance of grizzly bears, an old folks home for the blind, a bat cave without super heros, an african behive infestation, a colony of lepres, an overly hairy nudist beach full of valtrex'ed S&M fans) until you are gaunt and withered. Then she will strip you of you clothes, make out with you, force a very adrenalin based sexual encounter on you ending with you being infertal. You will wake up the following morning with your ass and reproductive organs switched, and a train ticket to a Middle Eastern cult village that worships the sacrificial brutality towards initiation of new comers. JBenny is a sweetie. She is a Femme Fatale. You will Hurt, you will love it.
"Why are you pooping standing up, man?"
"JBenny"
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