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When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day ..
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rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while taking a shit on ur moms hairy tits and eating french toast
Wong: knock knock
Chong: wh..
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To fuck a chick doggy-style with a corn dog
I was coon dogging that chick last night and it was so hot. The corn dog wasn't half b..