J-crump Edit Meaning

1. Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties. A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not payin..

1. Extremely, unbearably ugly. "I would never buy that shirt, it's uggalatto." "She was Ugg-a-laa-to" See ugly..

1. The result of your schlongbecoming engorged with blood due to sexual excitement. Much like an erection, your cock grows in length as it..